Are You Haole?
According to Merriam-Webster
OnLine, the Hawaiian word for a newcomer or
stranger is "malihini." A white person, or someone who
can't trace his or her ancestry to the aboriginal
Polynesian inhabitants of Hawaii is called (sometimes
disparagingly) a "haole."
As they say... Necessity is the mother of
invention.
A 6th grade school "invention convention" winner
finds a solution: When "F Haole" was only twelve years
old, he got tired of being frustrated and not getting any
food in his mouth while using chopsticks. So he invented
The Haole Man Can! chopstick aid. "This simple device can
save years of frustration, and the embarrassment of
asking for a fork when ordering Chinese food."
The wood block is 100% Maui-grown Koa. The rubber
band is 100% worn-out-on-Maui bicycle inner tubes